"El ow...itz mee agayn!"...Oskur dur Wilde Monkey!

Ello fanz, itz mee! Itz bin ay lon tym sinz ey lasst wrote. Dur mazter iz bin reely bizzy wiv iz droorwings and stuf. annd ee az finshud dur won ov dur Wyte Ladees wiv dur nikkers flashyngg ( eye lyk dat won!!) Soe eye towld im tou tayk dur dey ofv and av sum reelaksayshun tyme foor imsellf. Eee iz a jeenyus iyf yoo assk mee.

wot av eye bin upp tou eye eear yuo arsek?...weyl..eye av bin onan ollydey tou dur seesyde..eye meyt sum pritty gurls and mayd sum saand casulls...eye lik eyes kreem assweyl. err iz a pikchur of a gurl eye meyt on dur beeech.

Shee luks booard!But eyt iz onlee becuz shee karnt keyp up wiv mi witee repartee!shee iz finkin ov sumfing klevver tooo sey!

Iy ad a gud tyme, butt add tooo retern tooo luk aftur mi mastur oo iz yoost too dur finer fings in lyfe..lyk gud brandee aynd bakun samdwigdes. ee needz mi tooo bea der foor im. Soe eye am dooin dust dat!

Dur mastur askud mi tooo sey dat ee wyll beee bak toomoroww wiv sum neoo pikchurs too doo annd ee wyll tel yoo awl abowt dem. Meeenwyle, eye wissh yooo ay gud dey an eye owp tooo seee yu agen sown.

Gud bi..luv an banarners

Oskur

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