Saturday, July 05, 2008

Oskur Dur Wylde Munkee..aynd dur Greeyn Faerree.

Allo fanz!! itz mee agenn! Dur masrur iz aving a nyte ofv. Butt tu tel yu dur trooth,eye ham a byeet wurryd...ee sez ee iz gowyng tu seee er Greeyn Faerree frum Poelund. Nouw eye downt no abowt yu, butt eye fink ee wyll regeyt eet iyn dur mornyng..butt eye gess ee dezervs a byt ov a reelaks...az lonng az i downt av tu mop hup dur mes !! ha ha ha!

Eye av taykun a foto ov iz botull (seee belouw!)...dur mastur sez ee wyl av iz skech buk tu rekord wot eet duz....ee sez awl dur Frenchh Artiztz yoost tu drynk eet...Eye wudent eckspeck veree mucch iff eye woz yu..ee wyl probublee forl asleap.....

Butt nevur feer...Oskur wyl luk aftur im...eye wyl keyp im sayf! Eye av tu gow nouw...eye neeed tu chek mi investmunt portfoleeo...barnarnerz arr gowing up!

Bi four nouw fanz...seee yu agyen soun

Oskur

xxx




4 comments:

Devil Mood said...

Oskur, you should be worried, I hope your master still wakes up with his brain cells tomorrow morning!
Eye av tu gow nouw...eye neeed tu chek mi investmunt portfoleeo...barnarnerz arr gowing up! You are hilarious!

Whenever I read Oskur's posts I'm reminded of being 5 or 6 and reading something for the first time, except it's even harder!

Tys on Ice said...

i actualy read it....scaringly even understood some parts of it...thts it...iam off alcohol...

heres a banana buddy

Ps said...

Jab bhi yeh bandar edhar aata hai tho mere muh se Hindi hi nikalti hai! (shall mail you the translation or you can ask your Hindi speaking friends if you have any) ;)

Jonice said...

I love reading you, Oskur.
How can I be so nuts, how?
Have a good week :)
Lol...

Tell Niall I wish him a good week too, will you?

xxx